Read Next Sean 'Seanbaby' Reiley was writing comedy over at when Cracked was a poor man's MAD Magazine. He's been a major influence on some of our best writers, and starting in April, he's going to be Cracked.com's newest columnist.

'Seanbaby's Flying Blind on a Rocket Cycle' will be our first new column since came along back in November and started punching words through your computer screen. Today, we're introducing him to some of you, and reintroducing him to the rest, with his look back at some of the most disturbingly erotic old school games. Just like orphans and tap dancing, eroticism and video games were meant to be together. Barrel-throwing gorillas and nudity are a perfect match, and sand paintings show that even as far back as ancient Egypt primitive man has been mixing pornography with Zaxxon. Odin3 Free Download For Galaxy S3 more. But 'adult game' designers often cross the line between sexily risque and fucking lunacy. Warning: Some of the things and the breasts attached to them discussed in this article may confuse and frighten younger readers. Razor Vst Crackle.